An Extraordinary Life Part 3

By: Emerald

Gabrielle (stares ahead) This is BAD, REAL BAD...

Gabrielle sees Callisto and Ares ahead of her and their discussing something. Looks like mischief...Gabby grabbed her staff and went to fight but then realized that Callisto was wearing her usual, but pink. And Ares? Light blue...

Gabrielle What the?

Gabby went over to Callisto and Ares remembering she was in an oppisite world.

Ares Gabrielle please, we don't want any trouble. We're sorry for taking your fish the other day, but we were starving! Just tell Xena not to hold any offense for calling her silly for wearing so much black...
Callisto Yea, And we're sorry for - - -
Gabrielle Hold On!!! It was the ther day when Xena and I called you silly for wearing so much black. And we were the ones who took your fish!

Callisto and Ares looked confused.

Ares Me? Black? Gabby you're crazy! Black isn't a color,It's an order to evil!
Callisto Fish? You two took it? I don't think so!
Gabrielle Ares, Callisto, we did take your fish! And if you guys were hungry...why didn't you just zap it in front of you!
Ares What are we? Some kind of Gods?
Callisto (puts her hands on her hips) What he said!
Gabrielle Yes! You ARE some kind of Gods...
Ares Not in this world kiddo...

Gabrielle thrws her hands in the air and walks away saying "kiddo? Pink? Blue? What kinda place is this!"

Gabrielle walks to a hut when inside she finds Xena!

Xena I told you to beat it! Scram ya blonde brat!
Gabrielle Xena?
Xena What blondy?
Gabrielle You're no Xena...you're Meg!
Xena Am not! I'm Xena! Right boys?

All the men around the room start to cheer for Xena...

Gabrielle Well, if you're not Meg, than you're not the right Xena!