ARES FALLS FOR GABRIELLE...
NOTE:THIS
STORY KIND OF TAKES PLACE IN THE NEXT SEASON OF XENA.NOT THE PREVIOUS ONE, FOR
GABRIELLE IS BACK AND LIVING:READ DAWNING OF A NEW AGE B4 YOU READ THIS OR THE
STORY WILL MAKE NO SENCE AT ALL.
GABBY:XENA!!!!!!!
XENA:THAT IS THE THIRD TIME YOU CALLED OUT MY
NAME!!! I AM TRYING TO SLEEP...WHAT DREAM DID YOU HAVE
NOW???
GABBY:NO...IT'S NOT A DREAM NOW,MY
ANKLE,SOMETHING JUST BIT IT, AND IT HURT!!!!
XENA:OH ZUES, LET ME SEE IT,(SIGHS OF
TIREDNESS)
GABBY:WELL GOSH, I'M
SORRY---OOOUUUCCCHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XENA:WELL THEN STOP MOVING SO MUCH,WHAT WERE
YOU GOING TO SAY????
GABBY:I WAS SAYING, I'M SORRY BUT YOU ARE
REALLY GOOD AT THIS STUFF---BUT I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SO GENTLE TOO!!! (SAYS
SARCASTICLY)
XENA:SORRY, HEY THIS AIN'T NO BUG
BITE,
GABBY:THEN WHAT IN ZUES NAME IS
IT???
XENA:I DON'T KNOW BUT IT LOOKS
BAD,
GABBY:THEN BANDAGE IT AND WE WILL TAKE CARE OF
IT TOMORROW. K???
XENA:DEAL
GABBY:(TOSSES AND TURNS) GREAT! NOW I CAN'T
SLEEP,
XENA:NOR CAN I,
GABBY:WANNA TALK?
XENA:I'M NOT THE TALKING TYPE OF PERSON, BUT I
CAN MAKE AN ACCEPTION TONIGHT,
GABBY;K, THEN WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT
IS???
XENA:WHAT...
GABBY:OUR "SO CALLED" BUG
BITE...
XENA:IT LOOKS LIKE A SCAR,AND YOU DO
BRUISE EASILY,LEMME SEE IT AGAIN,JUST FOR A SEC,
GAB:HERE YA GO,(LIFTS HER LEG SO XENA
CAN SEE THE BITE)
XENA:OKAY NOW,WAIT...WAIT...WAIT A
SEC!!!
GAB:WHAT??? WHAT IS
IT???!!!!!!!???
XENA:CALL ME CRAZY BUT I THINK IT IS A
HOLE??!!!!!??
GAB:OKAY, YOUR
CRAZY,
X:SO FUNNY, NO BUT SERIOUSLY,(TAKES A
CLOSER LOOK)HMMM, TOMORROW WE WILL EXAMIN IT BETTER IN THE LIGHT,GOOD NIGHT
GABRIELLE,
GAB:NIGHT,
(MEANWHILE, ARES IS IN SOME SORT OF
UNDERGROUND CHAMBER)
ARES:HA!!! PETTY FOOLS!!! ESPECIALLY XENA!!!
SHE CANT FIGURE OUT I HAVE PLANTED A SCREEN IN HER ANKLE CHECK UP ON ALL THE
THINGS THEY WERE DOING??HMPH...ALL THE BETTER!!!! (EVIL
LAUGH)
(NEXT DAY)
X:GABRIELLE, DO YOU WANT ME TO CHECK THAT HOLE
NOW???
GABBY:NO XENA, LATER IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME
ANYMORE.
XENA:WAIT.......(WHIPS OUT
SWORD,)
GAB:NOW WHAT,
XENA:OH NOTHING, SOME IMMATURE GOD IS AROUND
THOUGH.ARES COME OUT NOW!!!
(SMOKE APPEARS...ARES WALKS
OUT)
ARES:HOW DO YOU DO IT
XENA???
XENA:A FEELING BRAT,
ARES:HEY DONT GET SMART WITH ME YOU
LITTLE----
GAB:HEY!!!!! (GRABS ARES AND XENA'S ANDS AS
THEY WERE JUST ABOUT TO STRIKE) NOT IN AN INNOCENT VILLIAGE
GUYS,
ARES:(LOOKS AT GABRIELLE'S HANDS) TENDER TOUCH
KID,
GAB:WELL, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE,I WASH MY HANDS
ARES,
ARES:I'LL PRETEND I DIDN'T HEAR
THAT,
XENA:WHILE YOU TO CHIT CHAT,I HAVE TO GET
SOMETHING COOL TO DRINK,I'M DYING HERE----NOT LIKE YOU'D WANT ME TO DIE ARES SO
DONT GET ALL HAPPY,
ARES:WHO SAID I WANTED YOU TO DIE??? (SMILES AT
XENA AND GABRIELLE)
GAB:(CHECKS HER ANKLE AGAIN)
ARES:WHAT'S THAT???
GAB:(LOOKS UP AND GASPS) YOU HAD SOMETHING TO
DO WITH THIS DIDN'T YOU???
ARES:DING DING DING!!!!!!!! BUT....DOES...DOES
IT HURT YOU??
GAB:A LITTLE , WHY???
ARES:(PUTS HIS HAND OVER HER ANKLE AND ITS
GONE)
GAB:WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH
ARES???
ARES:UGH...WHAT???
GAB:THE REAL ARES WOULD HAVE LEFT AFTER I SAID
THAT IT HURT...
ARES:UGH, WELL,UGH.....NO HE WOU--I MEAN NO I
WOULDN'T HAVE???
GAB:REALLY??? IS THERE A GOOD SIDE OF THE GOD
OF WAR??
ARES:(DOESN'T ANSWER)
GAB:ARES??? HELLO???
ARES:OH!!!! UGH... WHAT DID YOU SAY
GAB???
GAB:GAB??? YOUR CALLING ME GAB???NOTHING...I
SAID NOTHING,
ARES:OK-----
X:(RUNS OUT OF HUT) RUN RUN RUN
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GABBY RUN!!!!!!!ARES GET LOST!!!!!!
ARES:NO.
GAB:LEAVE ARES!!!!
ARES:SURE WHAT EVER YOU SAY
(GONE)
X:(PULLS GABBY ON ARGO AND ARGO STARTS TO
RUN,FINALLY THEY ESCAPE THE MAD ARMY THAT WAS CHASING
THEM)
GAB:WHO WERE THEY???
X:MAD PEOPLE.AND HOW DID YOU GET ARES TO
LEAVE???
GAB:I DONT KNOW. HE WAS HANGING ON MY VERY WORD
AND AGREEING WITH ME B4 I EVEN FINISHED SPEAKING!!!!!
X:DAMN,HE MIGHT AS WELL FIX THAT BITE YOU HAD
TOO!!!!
GAB:UGH....HE DID.
X:WHAT???(LOOKS AT GABRIELLE WITH A SMILE THAT
SIGNALS SHE THINKS GAB AND ARES ARE FALLING FOR EACH
OTHER)
GAB:NO!!!! I KNOW THAT
LOOK!!!!!!!!!
XENA:PUT TOGETHER THE PIECES LITTLE
GIRL, YOU DONT KNOW IT YET, BUT IT'S TRUE.
GAB:OH NO IT'S
NOT.
XENA(LAUGHS SOFTLY)C'MON GABBY,WE HAVE
TO MEET HERC BACK IN ATHENS,
GAB:OH YOUR ASKIN FOR IT XENA,OH AND I WILL MEET
YOU THERE I HAVE TO GO TO MEET MY AUNT IN PIRAIEVS.
XENA:WELL THEN COME WITH ME TO ATHENS AND IOLAS CAN TAKE YOU TO
PIRAIEVS,
GAB:IOLAS?
X:YEA, WHY NOT?
G:WELL, IF AN ARMY COMES, OR PEOPLE I DONT WANNA DEAL WITH, YOU WONT
BE THERE TO FIGHT THEM OFF,
X:WELL,IOLAS KNOWS HOW TO FIGHT,SO DO YOU...YOU BOTH WILL DO
FINE,
GAB:YEA BUT WHAT ARES COMES,HOW WILL WE KNOW WHEN HE COMS. I
NEED YOU.
X:DONT WORRY,ARES WILL DO WHAT EVER YOU WANT HIM
TO DO,
GAB:THEN WONT IOLAS GET JEALOUS AND START TRYING
TO FIGHT OFF ARES AND MAKE A FOOL OF HIMSELF???
X:YEA, BUT AS LONG AS ARES KNOWS YOU TWO LOVE
EACH OTHER, AND YU LOVE HIM,HE WONT DO ANYTHNG BECAUSE HE WANTS TO PLEASE
YOU.
GAB:I REALLY DONT THINK HE LIKES ME,HE WANTED TO
KILL ME FOR ZUES SAKES!!! AND HE DID AS A MATTER OF FACT!!!!!!!
X:YES I KNOW. BUT HE DOES EVERY THING YOU WANT
HIM TO DO,AND THATS LOVE FOR THE GOD OF WAR BABY.
GAB:BYE!!!
X: WERN'T YOU GOING WITH ME TO MEET
HERC, AND LEAVE WITH IOLAS???
GAB:OH YEA!!
X:HELLO IN THERE???(KONCKS ON GAB'S HEAD
SOFTLY)
GAB:C'MON
(THEY EXIT,BACK IN ATHENS)
IOLAS:HERC ARE THEY GUNNA BE HERE SOON?I WANNA
SEE GABBY,
HERC:WELL I WANNA SEE XENA?? CALM DOWN THEY WILL
BE HERE.
IOL:GOOD,
(X AND GAB ARRIVE)
X:HEY
HUN!!!
HERC:HEY XENA,HOW ARE YOU?? I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
IN 8 WEEKS!!!!
IOLAS:GABBY??? HOW ARE YA???
GAB:(NO ANSWER)
IOL:HUNNY??
GAB:HUH?? OH WHAT YEA??? UMM, C'MON, WE HAVE TO
GO TO PIRAIEVS TO SEE MY AUNT LASSADIA,
IOL:OH, OKAY, LET'S GO ...BYE YOU GUYS!!!! SEE
YA TOMORROW!!!
GAB:UMM. WE ARE GUNNA BE THERE 4 A WEEK, SEE
YA!!!!
HERC:BYE GUYS!!!
X:SEE YA!!!
(GAB AND IOLAS LEAVE)
HERC:WHATS WRONG WITH HER XENA???
X: ARES,
HERC:WHAT DID HE DO TO HER ZUES
DANGET???(HeeHeeHee)
X:NOTHING:HE'S IN LOVE WITH HER,
HERC:WHAT THE HAY????
X:SHE WONT ACCEPT IT,BUT SHE CANT GET HIM OUT OF
HER HEAD,
HERC:WHAT IF IT'S A TRICK???
X:THOUGHT OF THAT,WHY WOULD HE REMOVE A BAD,BAD
SCAR FROM HER ANKLE THAT WAS BEING USED TO SPY ON US,?? IT WAS PUT IN BY HIM
TOO!!!
HERC:WOW.
X:THATS WHAT I SAID,LETS GO FIND A HUT
HERCULES,
HERC:OKAY,
(HERC AND X LEAVE, CALLISTO APPEARS)
C:WHAT??? LOVE??? ARES???
(ARES APPEARS)
ARES:WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT
LOVE???
C:ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH GABBY??? THAT
PIMP???
ARES:HEY!! WATCH IT.
C:OH MY ZUES!!!!!!!!
ARES:WHAT DID I SAY???
C:HEY WATCH IT.(STARTS SINGING) ARES LIKES
GABRIE-E-ELLE ARES LIKES GABRIE-E-LL!!!! HA HA HA HA HA ! ! ! ! !
ARES: I'M GOD OF WAR, NOT
LOVE.IDIOT!!!!
C:WATCH WHAT YOU SAY TO ME!!!!!
(APHRODITE APPEARS)
APH:CONGRADS BRO!!!!!!
ARES:ON WHAt???
C: YEA? ON WHAT???
C:YOU GUYS ARE TO WIERD *GONE*
(CALLISTO DISAPPEARS)
APH:YOU ARE SOOOO FOOLISH, YOU TRIED TO KILL
THIS GIRL, AND YOU DID, AND NOW YOU, LOVE HER????
ARES:YOU ARE MY SISTER, AND WONT TELL A SOUL,SO
Y...YE...YES,(SIGHS) I LOVE HER.I CANT BELIEVE IT BUT YES, I LOVE HER.SHE HATES
ME THOUGH.MAKE HER LOVE ME? PLEASE?
APH:HUH? YOU WANT ME TO MAKE SOMEONE LOVE
YOU?????OH MY ZUES!!!
ARES:PLEASE STOP SAYING THAT!!!!
APH:DID I HEAR PLEASE COME OUT OF YOUR
MOUTH???
ARES:YES,LOVE IS DRIVING ME
BANANA'S!!!!!!
APH:C/MON, I'LL WHIP UP SOMETHING,
(APH AND ARES LEAVE)
(BACK IN PIRAIEVS)
GAB:WE'RE ALMOST TO MY AUNT'S
HOUSE,
IOL:GOOD, I AM TIRED AND I WANNA GET A
DRINK,
GAb:I AM TIRED TO, DONT WORRY.YOUR NOT
ALONE,
(THEY STOP BY A RIVER,)
IOL:AHH! THANK ZUES!!! WATER!!!(SITS AND TAKES
SOME WATER,PUTS IT INTO A JUG)
GAB:(SITS BY A TREE AND FALLS ASLEEP)
(ARES POPS IN)
IOL:LEAVE US ALONE ARES,BE GONE.
ARES:(OBVIOUSLY IGNORING IOLAS) AWW,LOOK AT HER SLEEP,SO SWEET AND
INNOCENT.
IOL:WHAT?
ARES:TOO BAD HER EYES ARE CLOSED, I'D KILL TO SEE THOSE BEUTIFUL BLUE
EYES ONE MORE TIME AS SHE SLEEPS,
IOL:YOU'D KILL 4 ANYTHING.
ARES:NO IOLAS, FOOL, CANT I GIVE THE POOR GIRL A COMPLIMENT WITHOUT
YOU SMACKING ME 4 IT???
IOL:WELL, I'M GLAD YOUR BEING NICE, NOW
LEAVE,
(GAB AWAKES AT THE SOUND OF ARES SPEAKING TO
IOLAS)
GAB:ARES?? WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE???
ARES:OH HELLO GABBY MY SWEET?HOW ARE
YOU?
GAB:GREAT, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
IOL:(SHOCKED)WHAT THE????
GAB:HEY HUNNY!!!!!!
ARES(GETS MAD LIKE HE'S READY TO KILL BOTH OF
THEM...... HOLDS FIRE IN HAND)
TO BE CONTINUED