THE BALLAD OF XENA
by Daisy Gamble


I'll tell you a tale of Xena
the warrior princess
with steel frame chains and leather whips
No more of her no less

She travels with Gabrielle
her bard from a little town
she calls it Potedaia
her hair with tints of brown

Gabby carries around her stick
Xena, her chakram too
The warrior likes to beat up men
and make them black and blue

They all are here together
on this crazy little show
with Xena and Gabrielle,
Ares, the god of war,
Ephiny, and Joxer too
Here on Xena's show, here on Xena's show.