Gabrielle met him

She knew he was right

Oh, they loved each other

They got married just last night

She told Xena:

"Time to get on with my life"

And then Callisto came

And ended it all with strife

She rode upon a horse

An evil looking fright

She came to strike Xena

In their never-ending fight

She climbed off the horse

her sword in her hand

And slew Perdicas

On his very own land

Now Gabrielle's a widow

Her husband dead and gone

She's gotten back with Xena

She'll forever go on and on

by Icicles, son of Hades