I'm as harmful as a warrior,

I'm as innocent as an Iris,

I'm as huge as the world,

I'm as miroscopic as a virus.

I'm as straight as a stick,

I'm as round as a grandma's hairbun,

I'm as dark as a moonless night,

I'm as bright as the morning sun.

        

I'm as smelly as a pair of old socks,

I'm as fragrant as a morning shower,

I'm as ugly as a witch,

I'm as beautiful as a flower.

This is Xena cried,

When her best friend Gabrielle,died.