Her name is Gabrielle,

She carved a friend out of Xena.

The sweet and innocent child,

Who grew up in Potediea.

 

She goes by the name of Xena,

With a dark and evil past.

A woman named Gabrielle,

Grew to be her best friend, very fast.

 

The Mighty he calls himself,

But a clumsy incomplete man.

Heck, when you bleed,

You might've caught him when he ran.

 

Best friends they will remain,

'Till the Gods stop the rain.

And never shall there be,

A few like these three.

 

Ares: God of War,

Zeus, must I explain?

When he was a boy,

He must've chosen the wrong lane.

 

Callisto: Warrior Queen,

Killed Gab's only husband.

The girl of sweet Cirra,

Saw Xena destroy her land.

 

Hope, Gab called her,

Yeah, she is the daughter of Gabrielle.

But there's one cruel thing,

She's the bringer of hell+ACE-

 

These three villans,

Dehak among them all.

Live their lives in sin,

And think their lives stand tall.

 

They've got another thing coming,

When they meet with Xena and friends,

They destroy all the villans,

Over and over again...